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Email Marketing

Inbox, not junk.
Blame Mike.

Your emails are getting blocked, bounced, or binned. Mike fixes your deliverability, builds proper segmentation, and creates automations that actually make you money. not get you blacklisted.

Email StrategySegmentationAutomationDeliverabilitySPF/DKIM/DMARCList Hygiene

Get Your Free Email Marketing Audit

No obligation. No jargon. Just a clear breakdown of what's working, what's not, and what Mike would do differently.

Takes 2 minutes. Mike responds within 2 hours.

What Mike sorts out for you

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Deliverability & Authentication

SPF, DKIM, DMARC setup and monitoring. Warming schedules for new domains. Blacklist checks and removal. Your emails land in inboxes, not spam folders.

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List Segmentation

Stop blasting your whole list with the same email. We build segments based on behaviour, purchase history, engagement level, and lifecycle stage.

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Automation Flows

Welcome sequences, abandoned cart recovery, post-purchase nurture, win-back campaigns. all running 24/7 making you money while you sleep.

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Email Copy & Design

Emails that get opened AND clicked. Subject lines that cut through the noise, copy that converts, and designs that look mint on every device.

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List Hygiene & Compliance

Regular list cleaning, bounce management, unsubscribe handling, and GDPR/PECR compliance. Keep your sender reputation bulletproof.

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Reporting & A/B Testing

Open rates, click rates, revenue per email, deliverability scores. Plus continuous A/B testing on subject lines, send times, and content.

Why your emails are getting blocked

Most businesses don't even know they have a deliverability problem until it's too late. Here's what Mike checks first.

๐Ÿšซ No SPF/DKIM/DMARC records

Mike's fix: We set up proper email authentication so mailbox providers trust your domain. Without this, you're basically sending from a burner phone.

๐Ÿšซ Sending to dead addresses

Mike's fix: Bounced emails tank your sender score. We clean your list, remove inactive contacts, and set up automatic hygiene rules.

๐Ÿšซ No warm-up on new domains

Mike's fix: Blasting 10,000 emails from a fresh domain? Straight to spam. We build gradual warm-up schedules that establish trust.

๐Ÿšซ One-size-fits-all blasts

Mike's fix: Sending the same email to everyone kills engagement. Low engagement = spam folder. We segment so every email is relevant.

Email marketing dashboard showing open rates and engagement
Why Blame Mike?

Your emails should make money,
not make enemies.

โœ“We fix deliverability FIRST. no point writing great emails if they never arrive
โœ“Platform agnostic. Mailchimp, Klaviyo, ActiveCampaign, HubSpot, whatever you're on
โœ“Revenue-focused flows, not just "newsletters" nobody reads
โœ“GDPR and PECR compliant. Mike keeps you legal
โœ“We monitor sender reputation weekly so you never get blacklisted

Get Your Free Email Marketing Audit

No obligation. No jargon. Just a clear breakdown of what's working, what's not, and what Mike would do differently.

Takes 2 minutes. Mike responds within 2 hours.